I didn’t fall in love with you. I walked into love with you, with my eyes wide open, choosing to take every step along the way. I do believe in fate and destiny, but I also believe we are only fated to do the things that we’d choose anyway. And I’d choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I’d find you and I’d choose you.
“There,” said the large man. “The kittens will make your sad go away.”
That guy must’ve had a lot of sad.
Dave only got two kittens, and his life is really fucked up.
Then again, he didn’t get Zach Braff to give him the kittens, so it can’t compare anyway!